9). Ask any banker—the most important thing on a building is its roof
8). You get to work outdoors, in the sunshine and fresh air
7). Few people get to see the world from a roofer’s perspective
6). Roofing on your resume earns respect from every other trade
4). Roofing is the oldest and most noble of the skilled trades on record
3). Chicks dig roofers tan lines
2). It’s better than being a used car salesman
#1). Because, like Navy Seals, Roofers are badass!